The Daily Show’s Desi Lydic Comes To Kristi Noem’s Husband’s Defense As Neighbors React To Bombshell Photos

The Daily Show big Desi Lydic was speedy to take sides nan reported crossdressing of nan erstwhile Homeland Security Secretary’s husband.

It follows nan publication of photos by The Daily Mail on Tuesday, suggesting that Byron Noem, hubby of Kristi Noem, engaged successful a “bimbofication” fetish and sent tens of thousands of dollars, on pinch photos of him seeking a “Barbie doll”-like appearance, to various female models online.

In 1 image, nan 56-year-old is wearing pinkish hotpants and a skin-toned spandex apical stuffed pinch balloons to lucifer comically ample breasts.

Lydic past made a gag astir allegations that Noem engaged successful an matter pinch her main of staff, Corey Lewandowski, some of whom person adamantly denied nan rumors of a romanticist relationship.

Then Lydic struck a different tone, defending Bryon Noem from criticism.

“You cognize what? You unrecorded your truth, Bryon! Oh, she tin dress up, and you can’t? F*** that,” Lydic added, displaying images of Noem successful a cowboy hat, combat helmet, and ICE uniform.

“If she had an affair, you person a free pass. You tin do immoderate you want. I support you and your beautiful, lazy-eyed balloon nipples.”

“Truly, I person ne'er felt much seen. You cognize what they say, sometimes they’re sisters not twins.”

President Donald Trump has besides reacted, sounding amazed and saying he felt remorse for nan turmoil nan news has caused nan family.

“They confirmed it? Wow, well, I consciousness severely for nan family if that’s nan case, that’s excessively bad,” Trump told the Daily Mail.

“I haven’t seen anything. I don’t cognize thing astir it. That’s excessively bad, but I conscionable cognize thing astir it,” he added.

Meanwhile, nan Noems’ neighbors successful Castlewood, South Dakota, were besides shocked and sympathetic.

“Must beryllium AI,” Kevin Ruesink, a cattle rancher, told The New York Times, “I grew up playing shot pinch Bryon.”

“I’ve ne'er known him to beryllium portion of worldly for illustration that. I don’t judge that astatine all.”

Brad Johnson, a existent property appraiser, conservationist, and newspaper columnist of adjacent Watertown, has known nan Noem family for years. “People cognize Bryon arsenic nan supportive hubby who worked to support a normal family life arsenic Kristi’s floor plan skyrocketed.”

“It shows nan value of powerfulness and fame is very high. But, Kristi invited this type of sum by her actions astatine nan Department of Homeland Security,” Johnson added.

“I felt horrible for her hubby being there,” said Nancy Turbak, a erstwhile Democratic authorities legislator who runs a rule agency successful Watertown and is simply a customer of Bryon’s security business.

“I americium sorry that Bryon is now nan taxable of truthful overmuch attraction himself, and for immoderate embarrassment he’s experiencing,” Turbak added, “He ne'er asked for nan nationalist life successful nan first place, and I cognize him to beryllium a benignant and decent man. I wish he were not going done this.”

A spokesperson for Kristi Noem told The New York Post nan family was “blindsided” to study of Bryon’s alleged behavior.